Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Ranking the 2013 Academy Award Nominees


The statuettes have been handed out; the celebrants have dispersed. Here are my own rankings, starting at the top. Like last year, I am combining Best Picture and Best Animated Feature nominees.

1. Zero Dark Thirty

There might be a movie (or at least a good magazine piece) in the political reaction to Zero Dark Thirty. First, while the film was being made, came the rage on the right. The pundits knew in their guts that the movie, set to be released shortly before the election, would be a giant pro-Obama propaganda piece. Typical Hollywood–pointing out that Obama did “get” bin Laden, right in the middle of a political campaign. Then the film came out, and it seemed to suggest that maybe, just maybe, torture yielded a bit of valid information. My stars, whimpered the left, you never heard me praising that movie. No no no no no. And there's a sad aspect to this: The underlying logic seems to be that torture is justified if it produces any useful result at all. This is the thinking of much of the political arguing class, across the spectrum. Hmm. Once upon a time, “The end justifies the means” was very much an arguable proposition.

Zero Dark Thirty breaks from typical storytelling in a couple of ways. First is the role of women. A completely fictional screenplay about a CIA analyst with a single-minded focus on getting a major terrorist might cast a woman as the analyst. But you can be sure she would be not only smart, but a master of the martial arts as well–because the ability to physically pummel someone is Hollywood's true measure of heroism. Now, Maya may have been a tough cookie, but I don't recall her dispatching anyone with ninja kicks. And having cast a woman in the central role, your traditional script would have surrounded her with square-jawed men to be her fellow heroes. But ZDT places a second woman, Jessica, in a key role in the bin Laden hunt; and there's even a third woman, Lauren, who comes up with a key bit of information. Oh, reality–you're really overdoing it with the women, aren't you?

The second atypical feature, reflecting genuine courage and originality by the filmmakers, is the handling of the raid on bin Laden's compound. Many reviewers were baffled that in the last act, a complete group of newcomers to the film carry out the raid. Good God! How dare they vary from formula and keep the main character outside the action! Of course, writing Maya into the raid would have been a hacky gesture, but some of the critics apparently wanted to see that, or to have the raid taken out of the movie. The rules of plotting must be obeyed, no matter how much they harm the final product!

2. Les Misérables

Obviously, I liked this film a lot; even Russell Crowe was welcome. (Russell Crowe is always welcome.) I've had limited experience with Les Mis; I had never heard the musical (though five years ago I watched the 1934 film–it was phenomenal), and was prepared for something tiresome along the lines of Evita or Phantom. It was much better than those. I didn't mind all the close-ups. Some critics carped that the character of Éponine was underutilized, but this happens in musicals and opera all the time.

Some of my affection arises outside the merits of the film itself. Apparently this musical has caught on particularly well with young people, and it's pleasing to think that another generation has been charmed by musical theater. And part of the story's message–that there are plenty of people in great need who ought to be helped–argues against some of the nastier sentiments expressed in today's politics. There are still plenty of people who would happily give someone five years in prison for stealing a loaf of bread.

3. Amour

This is a punishing film, depicting the sad downward spiral of a loved one's health. But it's restrained and humane–well, as humane as we're going to get from Michael Haneke. It's life's end as a horror story, with just enough compassion that it doesn't entirely crush the soul. This thread of compassion, a lifeline to the viewer, starts at the opening scene of the movie, when police break into an apartment to find.... Well, I won't spoil it.

4–5 (tie). Lincoln and Silver Linings Playbook

These two films were so different that I couldn't compare them well enough to rank one above the other. Both had good storytelling and great performances.

Perhaps the dryness and tight focus of Lincoln's subject–the passage of the Thirteenth Amendment, abolishing slavery–forced Steven Spielberg and Tony Kushner to work at their highest level; there's little room for mawkishness or bombast when you're trying to make a series of meetings into an enjoyable feature film. And of course Daniel Day-Lewis's humanizing performance brought the story to life. A personal note: I knew it was coming, but I still got chills from Seward's line, “Now he belongs to the ages,” which I first learned from a View-Master slide many decades ago.

Silver Linings Playbook is Hollywood fare when Hollywood is running on all cylinders. Who doesn't want to see two sweet, damaged people work things out?

6. Life of Pi

This comes from the My Great Adventure vaults, with Ang Lee as the beloved uncle you look forward to seeing on holidays. And there's a little spike at the end of the story that makes for great after-film discussion.

7. Argo

Here Hollywood pats itself on the back, but you don't really mind; it's a good yarn with enough historic truth in it to make you feel a little uplifted.

8. Django Unchained

I think it's Quentin Tarantino's film-geekdom that makes him such a master of set pieces, and most of them work in this revenge fantasy. Also welcome, among others, are Jamie Foxx in a starring role, and Jonah Hill in a hilarious cameo. I even got some chuckles out of Tarantino's appearance.

9. The Pirates! Band of Misfits

In ranking the animated features, I asked myself which one entertained me the most. This offering from Aardman Animations was most on my wavelength–congenial and clever, and not specifically pitched to kids. The leads, voiced by Hugh Grant, Martin Freeman, Imelda Staunton, and David Tennant, are all great fun.

10. Wreck-It Ralph

This is a charming adventure, if the candy colors don't drive you to distraction.

11. Brave

Add another Disney princess to the castle. Fantasies in Scotland never grow old.

12. Frankenweenie

The parts–family pet resuscitation and monster invasion–don't quite hold together, but there's lots of quirky imagination at play.

13. ParaNorman

This one is all right, but it stays well within the kids' safety zone, which can get a little boring.

14. Beasts of the Southern Wild

Many have taken this very original film to heart, but it didn't quite work for me.

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Ranking the 2012 Academy Award Nominees

Maybe I was grouchier this year; unlike last year, there were quite a few nominees I flat-out didn't like. Here's the combined list of Best Picture and Best Animated Feature nominees, ranked best to worst.

1. Moneyball
Jonah Hill helps Brad Pitt build a baseball team. A thoroughly enjoyable entry from the Men Solving Problems genre.

2. The Descendants
Great heart, great comedy. You leave this movie feeling like a decent person–one of many decent people in the world.

3. Chico & Rita
Jazz, romance, and a history of Cuba. More ambitious than a lot of live-action films.

4. Rango
Oddball, imaginative western critter comedy.

5. Kung Fu Panda 2
One Kung Fu Panda film should have been enough, but some very fine writers came up with some more original ideas for a surprisingly touching movie.

6. Puss in Boots
I doubted the cat from the Shrek franchise could carry a film. I shouldn't have. Very entertaining.

From here on I am a sourpuss.

7. The Tree of Life
Terrence Malick shot for the moon here. The middle section is lovely, but the outer sections don't transport.

8. The Artist
Kind of a humdrum story. I know that broad smiles and outstretched arms were supposed to make me applaud, but, sorry, my reflexes must have been off.

9. Hugo
Martin Scorsese is a blessing to the film world, but this film started with Professor Scorsese Demonstrates a Continuous Shot and ended with Professor Scorsese Insists That Preserving Old Films Is Important. The shot was crudely attention-grabbing, and film preservation is certainly a worthy cause, but I wanted to be entertained.

10. War Horse
Maybe I'm too jaded to fall for that ol' reliable manipulative movie magic.

11. Midnight in Paris
I think I understand why the characters out of the past were drawn so flatly–they arose out of the main character's limited imagination–but to understand is not to enjoy.

12. A Cat in Paris
The dog in the snow was funny. Otherwise, pretty much everything was routine or downright dumb.

13. The Help
You can tell a character is noble by how heroically she deals with insult. And because we think you're a moron, we're going to lay on a lot of insult so you get the point.

14. Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close
Because I am a bad person, I thought the kid was thoroughly irritating. Because I live in the real world, I thought the story was thoroughly preposterous.

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Religious Freedom? Really?

I confess it. I have gotten exercised about the whole issue about what should be provided in women's health insurance. I have Taken The Bait.

Here's how I look at it. Try to follow along.

First, a completely imaginary case:

You're an election judge. Your job is to provide ballots to people who come to vote. But now something occurs to you, in a flash of overwhelming righteousness: Women who do not cover their heads in public are shameful beings. When women with uncovered heads come to the polls to vote, you do not acknowledge their existence. Certainly you do not give them a ballot.

News flash: I have it in for you. You have taken a job and then decided that the job is unworthy of you. You will not besmirch yourself by doing what the job requires. I demand you either find someone–an election clerk, perhaps–who can handle the work that is beneath you, or you get out of the election judge business.

Now to reality:

You are a church. But you have chosen to get into non-churchy things, such as health care. And now you have decided that a part of health care–providing women with contraceptive services–will diminish your unfathomable holiness.

My stern advice: Find a way to accommodate these women, or get out of health care.

If you have taken a job, and then decided you are too noble to do the job, but will not give up the job: To hell with you. The fist of your religious freedom is smashing my face.

No rabbi or imam or bishop gets to decide what health care women should get. (Women or anyone else, for that matter.) Not in my America.

Monday, March 19, 2012

Resemblances

The first time it happened was in 2005.

I was watching the movie Bad Day at Black Rock. Spencer Tracy plays John J. Macreedy, a World War II veteran who pays a visit to an isolated town in the West. Robert Ryan is Reno Smith, the informal leader of the town, and it's pretty clear that he's a bad guy.

Macreedy is puzzled by the townspeople's secretive behavior, and early in the film Smith confronts him at a filling station and tries to bully him into leaving town. That's when the resemblance hit me: Smith (Ryan) looked exactly like George W. Bush! And his pugnacious attitude solidified the likeness.

Then a few weeks ago it happened again.

This time I was viewing Water for Elephants, in which Christoph Waltz plays August, a handsome, hard-nosed circus owner. Early on I saw that August was the spitting image of Mitt Romney! And there were several character elements that also linked the two: August enriched himself by taking over the assets of other circuses; he enjoyed firing people; and he didn't always have his animals' best interests at heart.

Chilling.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Christmas: A Note


For your holiday pleasure, I heartily recommend this week's podcast from Start the Week With Andrew Marr. The discussion centers on the Roman Emperor Constantine, who decided it would be politically useful to appropriate a carefully edited version of Christianity for his Empire. The result is nicely summarized in the Nicene Creed, which covers these aspects of Christ: Birth, Passion, Crucifixion, and Resurrection. Carefully omitted from Constantine's religion: Jesus's Ministry. It seems the actual words and deeds of Jesus were too controversial; they didn't serve the Emperor's political agenda.

The podcast explains this much better than I do. But the next time you hear public figures bloviate about their devotion to Christianity, without actually showing any familiarity with the teachings of Jesus–well, perhaps you have Constantine to thank.

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Book Report #2

So.

I finished reading The Awkward Age back in May. In my last report, I anticipated a match being made between the protagonist and a certain young woman. Things turned out to be less simple than that; life is messy, which makes for good storytelling. Overall, it was a good read, though the prose is a bit denser than most novels one might pick up.

Next came a few more novels, including Independence Day by Richard Ford and Three Lives by Gertrude Stein. The Ford novel follows a real estate agent dealing with customers and family over a holiday weekend. Not long on plot, though there are a lot of amusing incidents; it's mainly a meditation by a man reaching middle age. The Stein book is an exercise in style: three character portraits written in distinctive voices. There's a lot of repetition, and frankly the book is excruciating to read.

H.L. Mencken's Prejudices: First Series is a collection of his early essays. This was my introduction to Mencken's acid pen. Occasionally the arrows seem lazily tossed at his subjects—he can sound like an Internet troll with good spelling—but generally his aim is true. I look forward to eventually reading his account of the Scopes trial, several series down the road.

Rereading Kurt Vonnegut's Cat's Cradle, I can see why this novel is a campus favorite: The prose is easy, the chapters are short, and the level of wisdom matches that of the thinking college student. Bad things happen, and it's the grownups' fault.

On to Saul Bellow's Herzog. Even more than Ford, Bellow dispenses with plot; mostly, we get the angry thoughts and writings of Moses Herzog, misogynist. Herzog would have been a terror in the era of email and blogs; he is constantly writing outraged letters to everyone who crosses his path. Bellow is a skilled writer, but this fellow is unpleasant most of the time.

Next is the Library of America's printing of Willa Cather's uncollected stories. One could devote a semester of American literature to the study of these truthful and fully-formed stories. Cather is top-tier.

Today I started reading John Cheever's first novel, The Wapshot Chronicle. It looks like it will be an almost clichéd portrait of a New England small town; the eccentric characters include an elderly nudist, nicknamed Uncle Peepee, who is mostly tolerated by the constabulary. At the time of its publication, the book was criticized as too episodic. We'll see.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Ranking the 2011 Academy Award Nominees

OK, so I'm a little late with this.

I finally saw the last of the nominees in June. Here's my list, top to bottom, of the Best Picture nominees, with the Best Animated Feature nominees folded in:

1. True Grit
Wonderful atmosphere, wonderful dialogue, wonderful performances. Makes me want to read the book.

2. The King's Speech
Charming, inspirational story. The critics who looked down on this as too middlebrow are bozos.

3. Black Swan
A totally insane melodrama. Crazy fun.

4. The Kids Are All Right
A smart, modern comedy.

5. The Illusionist
Beautiful animation, sad story.

6. How to Train Your Dragon
Cheerful story, better-than-average animation.

7. The Fighter
That's one nutty family.

8. Winter's Bone
Probably I am underrating this slow-moving Southern Gothic. The performances were very good.

9. 127 Hours
Proof that the Danny Boyle circus can perform anywhere.

10. The Social Network
The fad movie of the year, though still a good one.

11. Toy Story 3
The cords of manipulation are wearing through the fading fabric of this franchise. Even so, I liked the film.

12. Inception
Didn't hate it, but this one was way too clever for its own good.


Of course this list is just an excuse to mention, by the way, that my movie blog has moved; it's now at http://secondchancecinema.wordpress.com. I even classed the joint up with a movie index.